Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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