then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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