Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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