He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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