I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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