Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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