Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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