i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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