it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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