If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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