mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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