I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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