I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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