I like my sex mixed with concussions.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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