There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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