Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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