It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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