I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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