i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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