so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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