I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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