I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You need a sexual gate keeper
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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