She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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