im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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