Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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