I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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