She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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