you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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