How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
