Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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