i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
and i looked up. we had an audience...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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