At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
we should paint friendship bongs
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