I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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