just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
