I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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