how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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