I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Randomize
