What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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