were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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