Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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