Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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