There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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