Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Randomize