dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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