At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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