check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Are my feet made of real feet?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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