google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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