You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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