you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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