Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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