It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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