Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Buhtt sex?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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