Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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