I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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